pikmin ranked by how good theyd be as housepets

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9. White Pikmin-



frankly, i dont trust him.. he may be immune to like anything poisonous and stuff but ur telling me he is poisonous himself??? does he know this??? what if i get on his bad side.. scary .....


8. Rock Pikmin-



they are kinda funny lookin i guess and itd be fun to like throw him around but i feel like he would instinctively start breaking my windows and Every glass object in my home, not his fault, just a liability, sorry


7. Winged Pikmin-



this is like having a Pet fly, why do you want a pet fly?? guests come over they ask about the critter flying around the room you say "ah thats my pet Winged Pikmin" they are gonna look at you funny.. imagine trying to do anything or go anywhere alone if your dog had wings, doesnt work !!


6. Glow Pikmin-



idk they just creep me out, i dont think theyd be that bad of a pet, low maintenance but they are basically nocturnal,,, you wouldnt get to see them much at day at night they might try to wake u up at like 4 in the morning like a newborn baby....


5. Ice Pikmin-



now we are getting into like the ones id recommend.. i can see a practical use maybe with the ice ability like if u wanted ice cubes or something. but what if they were mad at you and like froze your drink 💔 and what if they like melted in the summer ??? they also wouldnt be too fun to pet..


4. Yellow Pikmin-



not bad but kinda like a dog, id like to throw her around i think she would enjoy it.. definitely one of the best to play with but what if she found like a bomb rock and thought it was a toy... ALSO them bigass ears she is gonna hear everything no matter how quiet you say it...


3. Red Pikmin-



id set him on fire just for fun


2. Purple Pikmin-



probably the most useful of all of these critters, assuming for this hypothetical u just had one she could be very helpful !!!! Dont know how but i think itd be fun to give her things to carry around and make her fight bugs outside like pokemon



of course in first place is.....











1. Blue Pikmin-



EASILY the best as a pet overall, their ability to go in the water basically makes them a fish with legs.. meaning its just a funner pet fish, id give mine a little tank with a spongebob pineapple house and watch him run around for a few hours, 10/10 pet cool fish